Have you ever just sat back at the end of the day and thought about the things you've said to your children during the day.  Well that is what I was sitting here doing.  I just busted out laughing.  I say things now that I never pictured myself saying.  Here is some of the things I've said today that has left me shaking my head now.

Princess boogers are not for eating.

Peewee stop climbing the walls and get in the shower.

No, grandma does not have a peter.

Would you stop sticking stuff down your pants.

Get your underwear off your head and put them on your bottom.

Stop dancing while your trying to eat.

Could you take it easy on the deodorant?