This may be a repeat.  If it is, oh well.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about military tanks.

A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he is still your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a six-pack.

Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a ball game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."

If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you usually become life-long friends.

You do your nails with a pocket knife.

You�re not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don�t have to shave below your neck.

At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.

One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color, all seasons.

You have freedom of choice when it comes to growing a mustache.