The child suckers are back!  They will suck up your small unsuspecting children, extract their inner core, and spit them back out. Be aware - Your children can suffer life long damage from exposure.

There are tell tale signs your child has been exposed. The first sign to look for is lack of interest in learning or a general disregard for leadership. These are sometimes hard to distinguish separately and typically run as a dual diagnosis. An alternate sign of exposure is general apathy. Other possible signs to look for are; obnoxious behaviors, lack of self control, developmental delays in social skills, and underachievement.

The good news is that removing the child sucker can, with time, reverse these effects. It takes diligence and care to the wounded areas, but it can be done.

So, what can be done to prevent your child from child suckers?

Top five ways to avoid child suckers . . .

1.     Stay indoors in inclement weather.

2.     Sleep until sunrise.

They are most dangerous in the mornings.

Their numbers dramatically decrease with the sun’s rays.

3.     Duck for cover.

Do not be seen; especially if you are in a moving vehicle. (It’s a fun car ride game.J)

4.     If you must be outside, walk with purpose.

This will cause the child sucker to become confused, ultimately passing you by.

5.     Avoid being on the same road as the child suckers.

If you’re headed where they are, you may be tempted to let your child go.

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Posted by genevieve1642

Thanks, that is funny & cute!

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