Hi, I am a handsome three year old cat. I am gray and white and did I say I was handsome? My name is Martin, and I have an annoying little runt brother named Blacky. He is black with two white spots on his belly. Our girl likes him best because he looks like the other cat that she had before us. I don't think its FAIR!!!!! Well anyway back to ME! Well guess what!?! I took half a cookie and some leftover chicken from the counter yesterday. The lady of the house (the lady that our girl calls 'mom') got mad and nearly swiped my nose off! Our girl isn't so mean. All she does is give our tails a gentle tug. And that stops us from doing stuff like that...for a while. We are afraid of the man of the house ( Our girl calls him 'Dad' ) because he is so TALL!!!!!!!! Yesterday Blacky and I were sitting in our girl's room when Blacky jumped on me and nearly gave me a heart attack! It turned out he was trying to annoy me ...................AGAIN!!!! So I started to give him a bath ( he hates it when I do that ). Ha ha ha ha!!!!! I won the annoying championship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well my girl wants to play now, Bye!!



by Alexa Wells