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• Feb. 9, 2008 - Parasitical Housewife

Isn't that a great term? I've been reading some blogs lately about men who delay marriage or don't bother to marry. The comments on these blogs say a lot about men and their attitudes toward women. More than once I read the term "parasite" attached to "housewife."

I feel like changing the name of my blog to that, but that's too much work. I have way too much to do, watching Oprah, eating bonbons, spending all my husband's hard-earned dough, and sitting around with my girlfriends dissing my the old man all day long, waiting till his 401K is big enough for me to dump him and take all his cash, and the house! (Should be a long wait, what with this seminary thing he's doing.)

Oops! And here some of you thought I took care of and educated my kids, cooked great meals (OK, they're not all great), kept the house running reasonably efficiently and cleanly, hung out with and enjoyed my family, and generally contributed to the wellbeing of that family.

Nope, you're wrong. I'm just a parasite, living off my husband, sucking the very life out of him as we speak.

Hahahahahaha!
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• Feb. 9, 2008 - That's just great!

Posted by Quebec
Ohhhh, thank you, that's the best laugh I've had all day! It might even be the first time today...Priceless!

Thank-you, as I fold my fifth basket of laundry today!
Blessings,
Thea (still chuckling!)
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• Feb. 10, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anissa
We parasites should all get together in Vegas for a weekend. Hahaha. By the way, I'll bet you do cook great meals.
Anissa
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• Feb. 14, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous
Haha! Crack me up!

kerri
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