So I haven't posted in a bit and I'm sure you've all been hysterical with anticipation and concern for my welfare.
Please, I can explain. Take a look at what I've been up to.
1) Digging graves in the backyard by moonlight. As you can probably imagine, this is both time consuming and stressful. I don't feel much like blogging afterward.
2) Being discovered while burying the bodies. Not. Fun.
3)Beating off the starving kittens that follow me home mewing pitifully.
4)This actually happens before the beating off- my little brother making friends with the demon-eyed varmints. THEY NEVER LEAVE WHEN YOU DO THIS.
5)Getting ultrasounds. No pictures to preserve my last shred of dignity/decency. Also because I didn't bring my camera. Don't worry- I'm not pregnant. Or if I am, my baby looks something like this:
So hopefully I'm not.
6)Smelling my feet. DARNIT. Sandal weather is over.
7)Going to the Cheesecake Factory (ELLYN! I see why you love this place!!) and bringing home plastic containers of decadence.
8)Curling my eyelashes. Naturally, this takes up a great deal of my time.
9)Reading great literature.
10)Sleeping. It IS cold/ swine flu season, people! Gotta keep my immune system strong!
And with all of these non-negotiable activities to attend to, it's no wonder that I haven't blogged in forever and a half*! So many things have been neglected (see below).
I also got my learners permit (WOOT!). It cost 50 bucks and earned me the nickname 'Kelly the Puffy Whale with Really Bad Hair**' but anything to drive, right? Right.
Sayonara!
~Kelly~
*slight exaggeration
**self-inflicted
Comments
Oct. 21, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Posted by purplepeppermint
Ahh! You remembered!!! I think that was a long time ago that I told you about that place. See? I love it. :D And you now know why. So you finally got one up there? Nice...so what's your favorite cheesecake?
Ok so you're not pregnant but why are you getting ultrasounds?
Oh and MAKE SURE you get lots of rest. I think I'm already past the point where rest would help me fight the flu. I don't think I have it but I'm scared still...it's flu season and some little boy around here dies from it. :/ I REALLY needed to hear that. I'm NOT telling Diane because then she'll really freak out. :S that is NOT what I want!
Hey speaking of Diane she's supposed to call me tonight...or wait am I supposed to call her? lol this is crazy. I think maybe I was suposed to call her?!?! idk
Well anyways whether I was supposed to call her or she was supposed to call me, I need to go. :P
Have an awesome nice. :D
WBS! Call or me or something girl!! lol
Ellyn
