.....okay, I don't know what bug bit me, but I have been super sick!  Usually I am down for part of a day...but I have been basically out for the count for TWO FULL DAYS!  I am finally feeling a little better....argh!  My kids were soooo cute...they had bowling yesterday...on the way home they bought me a giant diet sprite (I told them "clear" liguids when you are sick), a dozen yellow roses (because they were HAPPY) and a get well soon card...how super are they?  Things like that you will remember all your life!

     So, that being said...here is a funny one in honor of GLOBAL WARMING...enjoy! icart

 One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
 
 

They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
 snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
 street, so the snowplows can get through."
 

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
 
 
 
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
 your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
 get through."
 
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
 
 
 
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says,
 "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park . . . ."
 Then the power goes out.
 
 
 
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
 says, "Honey, I don't know what to do! Which side of the street do I
 need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
 
 
 
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
 married to blondes exhibit, Norman says . . . "Why don't you just
 leave it in the garage this time?"