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May. 2, 2007
The bills are paid!

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...sorry I didn't post yesterday, it was "bill day."  PLUS...we have someone coming to look at the house today...so I has to do a little cleaning...AND it was major grocery shopping day...good thing they all fall on the same day...now the rest of my week is free!

So the big news yesterday was the President finally vetoed a bill!  Yippee for the president!!! My husband is in the military and a date for withdrawal is such a bad idea...by the way, have you seen a clip on "The View"?  Ricki Lake and Rosie O'Donell were spewing inaccurate facts about how uneducated and poor our military is...compared to what?  The hollywood elite???  Feel free to debate that one...I would LOVE to hear someone who agrees with them...I will gladly set the facts straight.

On that note...here's a little political humor...enjoy, icart!

By the way...this joke does not apply to John Edwards.

 Subject: The Barber
 
 
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
 After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
 replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
 I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
 pleased and leaves the shop.
 
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop.
 There is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting
 for him at his door.
 
 
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
 to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry,
 I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
 service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
 shop.
 
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is
 a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
 his door.
 
 
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
 goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
 sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
 community service this week." The Republican is very
 happy and leaves the shop.
 
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a
 thank you card and a dozen different books such as
 "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More
 Successful."
 
 
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
 goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
 sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
 community service this week." The Democrat is very
 happy and leaves the shop.
 
The next morning when the barber goes to open up,
 there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
 free haircut.
 And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
 difference between left and right...


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May. 2, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by eyecorn


You know what really scares me about The View? That they get an audience!! It's scary that people think the way they do. Talk about illiterate and uneducated.. And, they yet to realize that the very reason they still have the right to go on tv and spew their gobbledy-gook (for lack of another word) is because men and women over the past 230+ years in our country have stood up to tyranny and terrorists. UGH!! do NOT get me started. The first nuclear attack on Hollywood and they'll be running for cover behind every US military personnel they can find.

The terrorists are just waiting for 2008 to see if we elect someone from the "cut and run like cowards" party. I just pray someone comes to the forefront in the Republican party that is going to be STRONG.

BTW, bills, shopping and cleaning in one day?! Whew! You were brave :)


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