...EVENTUALLY!  Boy this market is tough in Memphis!  I am praying really hard that I sell my house sometime in the near future.  That being said...a friend of mine sent me a lttle story to remind me of the crime I might have to face when I head south...enjoy!  icart

Get Out of The Car!

(This is a true account recorded in the police log of
Sarasota , Florida )

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon Returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving With her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
Proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I Know how to use it!  Get out of the car!!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.  They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
Shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the
Driver's' seat.  She was so shaken that she could not get her key Into The Ignition.  She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
For The same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat..

A few minutes later, she found her own car prked four Or five spaces ;  further down the parking lot.  She loaded
Her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her Mistake.  The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop Laughing.  He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four Pale
Men were Reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as White, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
Carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.



Moral of the story: If you're going to have a Senior
Moment, make it memorable

Posted by 4sweetums

Oh My! That one had me laughing for several minutes. I will have to call my 91 year old grandfather and tell him that one!
4sweetums