Okay...my brain has completely stopped working..my eldest, first born, trial and error son is graduating high school tomorrow!  I feel like I am in one of those sci-fi movies where time stands still...he has orientation next week and will MOVE OUT of his home by mid june!  I can't make up my mind if I am happy and excited for him or sad for me....this is sooooo hard!

So, while my brain is trying to get a jump start...I should be better next year about this time...here is an oldie but goodie...born a natural brunette (now a natural brunette with a little help fome a bottle)..I now know what it feels like to be blonde...enjoy! icart

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN
BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND
MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS
AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET


SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID
FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."



THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE
 COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
  CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING
 IN FIRST
CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY
AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.


 THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE
  AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
  ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE
 TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T
LISTEN TO REASON.


THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A
BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."


HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
"OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND
GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT
ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT
HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS.




I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING
TO HOUSTON "