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...it is totally by accident, but I seem to have strated a slight theme this week. Short of the word problems, there is this recurring appearence of faith, church and now a priest. I guess you get what you need when you need it. So no one is offeneded...I am Catholic, my best friend is from Ireland and my cousin is a cop (oh yea...my husband's side of the family is from Texas)...so I have ALL bases covered...enjoy! icart BTW, thank you to everyone who has put us in their thoughts and prayers...I am a firm believer in "everything happens for a reason" ...even if we don't know what that reason is. The house has been on the market for 6 months...I have watched and followed the advice of EVERY home selling show on TV...lowered my price (three times) and hired a new agent...keep those good thoughts coming this way! New Priest in Town ------------------------- A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones, how might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's . There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple O yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." |
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