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Jul. 27, 2007
Movig from the mid-south...south!

Posted in Humor

Well, as most of you know, my beautiful home is STILL for sale in Memphis (Cordova) Tennessee!  Anyone in the market?  We are moving further south to Florida...I was born in New Jersey, so I get remarks about being a yankee (a darn yankee, because I moved south and stayed) all the time.  This one is even a little harsh for me...enjoy! icart

 Deep South Joke

 A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah
 River Bridge
 in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she
 noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

 She stopped her car, rolled own the
window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother  and father."


 He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

 She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

 He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

 She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

 He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?"

 She replied, "Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump,
you dumb Yankee."


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