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another amazing release
Once again we release another amazing video! click here to see!.
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Another Amazing release!!!
Shut up comics inc, has once again partnered with 3D Studios to make yet another amazing movie! the fast paced action packed movie "B Western" starring our favorite computer actors #1FA71F, #D6A920, #000000, #808080, #D6A920, #FFFFFF and also the famous #404040! So here is the official release trailer. that is the low quality one, here is the high quality one. the low quality one is 10.1 MB and the high quality one is 57.6 MB. so thats all folks!
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movies and such
this is the official release date of the movie entitled "Fight" produced by shut up comics and 3D studio design. it is a small file to download (1,121,716 bytes or to put it more simple 1.06 MB). by the way in the credits where it says special thanks to Joe M, thats shop-at-joes.com for letting me use his computer. and if you are curious, the main actor in this film were my mouse and the mathbook i used as a mouspad. so, enjoy. click here to watch the official trailor ---> fight.wmv
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attention!
okay i dont know why i wrote "attention" as the title, but, sadly i did. i have a complaint to make public, do you know how long i have been a member of homeschoolblogger.com? ever since february 4th 2006, and know what? I HAVE NEVER BEEN A FEATURED BLOGGER!!! hard to believe isnt it? is like no one interested in my made up lifestyle? i dont know why... or are they... PACAFISTS??? by the way do you know what the definition of pacafist is? it is to pacify/silence someone with your fist. well enough about hillary, im running for president! and when i leave the office, i will steal the curtains off of air force one, and im going to drive yugos where ever i go (stretched).
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my new computer
hi. this is my first post on my "new" computer, for those whose interests lay in that direction it is a dell with a intel pentium III processor 500 mhz 320 mb ram, i forgot how many kilobites of cash, and i have Windows 2000 on it, and i have two 12.7 gig hardrives hooked up to it. so i hope that i didnt leak to much information. i bought my computer from a mossaad agent. im still trying to break some of the passwords he left on some stuff.
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Emergency Broadcast!!!
beep beep crrrrrr....... this is a emergency broadcast, LOOKOUT!....... beep beep ffffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ crrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
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Hi, my name is bill
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for those who have TerraGen 9.43
here is a tutorial i made, firs you click the little Terragen icon (im starting from scratch)
then it will open it up and you should see this
the landscape should open automatically,
click the size button
click the 513 button at the top right
then back in the landscape window click generate terrain
here are my settings, with those you should get this
here are my sun settings
here are my atmosphere settings
here are my cloud settings
oh here is my surface layer
here are my child layer settings
here are my terrain modification settings
this is what it should look like in the rendering controller
boost the detail up
click the "render image" button
it should start rendering
the finished product
there is my tutorial for terragen 9.43 for windows, if you are interested in terragen go to planetside.co.uk
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here is a picture story about my double
His day started like any other
he shot 400 rounds through his Kahr K9
then he went to work
he guards pictures of airplanes i find on the internet
after work he watched a computer generated rock group
then he went looking for a new vehicle
he couldnt find one...
after putting his nightvision on he found one, but the owners wanted to keep it
he found one of my evil doubles to shoot
he found another bad double
he killed him
he went to Egypt to beat a bad guy up
he (and another good double) went onto the pyramid and cleaned the bad doubles off
he looked for more bad guys
he went into the tomb and saw a picture, he stepped into it
THE END
interesting facts about that story, on picture three, there are four different pictures in it. on picture four there are three pictures in it. picture five is completely computer generated. picture six is in china. picture eight has six different picture and four different computer generated effects. picture nine has one picture and eight computer generated effects. picture eleven has one picture and one computer generated effect. picture ten has one picture and six computer generated effects. picture twelve has two pictures and one computer generated effect. picture thirteen has five pictures and one computer generated effect (the uzi my double is holding in his left hand is a uzi pistol and the uzi he is holding in his right hand is a micro uzi, and the double that has the M16 is holding a genuine veitnam era M16 fully auto, he is about to shoot it -unless you have lots of practice DONT shoot one of those full auto, use bursts --i did four shot bursts and that was enough to buck a good deal--). picture fourteen has one picture and no computer generated effects. picture fifteen has no pictures and three computer generated effects. picture sixteen has one computer generated effect and no pictures. so there it all is
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Good mid morning, may i introduce you to a friend named Bill? i dont care if you do or dont, folks here's Bill.
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radio
good afternoon, this is insane news. today after a severe bomb blast fifty two commies came in and entered the local 7 11 and stoll all the slushies! the register person is reported to have helped them in. and in sports! Tiger woods is reported to have... (background) hey golf isnt sports go on to something better. ok, in sports today twenty million was donated to build a field in some out of the way place that i forgot its name. this is the insane ststion.
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greetings
I will devote a whole blog post to my handwriting. It aint the best on earth but here it is myhandwriting.png thats it folks! (note that is my built in font called "messy" it is NOT the genuine deal)
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i wont type anything here
Now one day (today) I was hitting the "Random blog" button seing if i would find anything interesting. I didnt. It was very dull. then i realized something, this may sound weird but the majority of bloggers were chicks and most blogs had movies for avetars (you know pictures of the movies) so there is my point.
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its howdy dude time!
hi i have the pleasure of informing you that this is my 27th post (the crowd all cheers) so i will celebrate it with a uzi! (crowd goes berserk as i lift thie uzi into the air and empty my 50 round magazine (the magazine didnt come stock the magazine that came stock is a 30 round magazine)) meanwhile 5 miles away bob (isnt it funny how all my people have the same names?) is in a desperate conflict with 30 thugs. turning he fires a burst from his HK MP5 at two advancing thugs. all of a sudden the thugs all keeled over dead, the end
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what should i write here...
i added three more pictures (three is a perfect number because three ones make three) to http://electricchurch.net/Eric/pictures/ i added greenspot.png i named it that because its green. and i added rivercateracts.png i named it so because its a river with cateracts, and last but not least is weirdworld.png now i think i named it properly, it is a picture of a wierd world,my opinion of it is that the "water" in it looks like the septic overflowed, or a giant threw up. so thats it.
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now why do they stick subjects here? i always have to think one up
so here i am sitting at my computer writing a blog post when all of a sudden i had a out of mind experience (it is out of mind becouse minds stay in one spot and without a body you cant see so you cant have a proper out of body experience). i saw myself sitting in front of the computer and four bad guys came in. they onley saw a brain suspended in the air and a body hanging on the ceiling. they thought that was weird so they left. the end
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Good day good peoples
i am at liberty to divulge some seceret information! (seing that im posting it on the internet it wont be seceret anymore) i just posted more pictures on my high-tech website http://electricchurch.net/Eric/pictures/ lets see i put luguoio campbells.png on now to follow protecol i will say why it is named that, it is named thus becouse it means "kill the campbells" now this wasnt um... uhh... meant as a hate statement. the other is porcheblure.png i named it so becouse it is a Porsche 928 S with a blur. and last but not least is porschesaltflats.png it is a picture of me and my double racing on the salt flats so bye i did a post.
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Good day good peoples
i am at liberty to divulge some seceret information! (seing that im posting it on the internet it wont be seceret anymore) i just posted more pictures on my high-tech website http://electricchurch.net/Eric/pictures/ lets see i put luguoio campbells.png on now to follow protecol i will say why it is named that, it is named thus becouse it means "kill the campbells" now this wasnt um... uhh... meant as a hate statement. the other is porcheblure.png i named it so becouse it is a Porsche 928 S with a blur. and last but not least is porschesaltflats.png it is a picture of me and my double racing on the salt flats so bye i did a post.
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my grump
currently i am verry ticked at home school blogger, THEY TOOK THE RANDOM BLOG BUTTON OFF!!! shocking is putting it mildly. what will i do??? now i can only see whos online and check out there blogs and make stupid inane comments ): i am deeply dissapointed. there i wrote a whole post! wow. now i will make up a stupid story to go with it. now this is going to be a typicle me story, lots of guns lots of bad guys.
okay first lets pick the hero... hmmm... his name is Robert E Blighter. (but his friends call him BB -meaning bob bloke-). so BB was walking along one day. now most people know how to walk... but none like BB, he more of hops than walks (the ryme of hops than walks was purely unententianal). so lets remake that sentence... BB was hopping along one day. when it started to hail. now this was no ordenary hail, this hail was made of lead. so BB turned up his collar (for he always wore a coat in the winter (oh did i mention it was winter? i digress)) and proceded on his way until the hail started comming rather thickly (not meaning to say that copper jacketed bullets are not thick already), then he decided to change the direction of the hail. so he made three moves, the first to pull a MP44 out of his coat (did i mention he wears a trench coat so that is possible?), the second was to point it at the distributors of the hail and the third was to pull the trigger (you may have by now figured he missed a step that is rather impotant, namely step four, wich consists of letting go of the trigger when he is done killing the bad guys, now i didnt stick step four in my story for two reasons, reason number one with a thirty round magazine in a gun that fires at 500 rpm's and shooting ten badguys with your gun jumping around, your gun quits firing when there is no ammo left, reason number two, it takes an awful amount of space to right a fourth reason. case in point?) now lets see he just got done killing the badguys... so i guess there is nothing more to right about. oh he lived happily ever after if that matters anything.
so there is the story. just as promised lots of bad guys. so have a nice day and dont forget to brush your teeth, KAPWING!
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so...
here is another post with the same name as the last one! (the crowd cheers wildly) now i will tell you a story! (more enthusiastic cheering) now let me think... hmm... so... one day fred was driving his mercades when all of a sudden osama bin laden points a AK47 at his head and blows his head off. the end. (a couple boo's are heard in the back) ok i will change it... one day bill clinton was driving his mercades with john kerry, john edwards and algore when all of a sudden osama bin laden points a bazooka at them and blows them away. the end. (deafening cheers).
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