my grump

Apr. 3, 2007

currently i am verry ticked at home school blogger, THEY TOOK THE RANDOM BLOG BUTTON OFF!!! shocking is putting it mildly. what will i do??? now i can only see whos online and check out there blogs and make stupid inane comments ): i am deeply dissapointed. there i wrote a whole post! wow. now i will make up a stupid story to go with it. now this is going to be a typicle me story, lots of guns lots of bad guys.

okay first lets pick the hero... hmmm... his name is Robert E Blighter. (but his friends call him BB -meaning bob bloke-). so BB was walking along one day. now most people know how to walk... but none like BB, he more of hops than walks (the ryme of hops than walks was purely unententianal). so lets remake that sentence... BB was hopping along one day. when it started to hail. now this was no ordenary hail, this hail was made of lead. so BB turned up his collar (for he always wore a coat in the winter (oh did i mention it was winter? i digress)) and proceded on his way until the hail started comming rather thickly (not meaning to say that copper jacketed bullets are not thick already), then he decided to change the direction of the hail. so he made three moves, the first to pull a MP44 out of his coat (did i mention he wears a trench coat so that is possible?), the second was to point it at the distributors of the hail and the third was to pull the trigger (you may have by now figured he missed a step that is rather impotant, namely step four, wich consists of letting go of the trigger when he is done killing the bad guys, now i didnt stick step four in my story for two reasons, reason number one with a thirty round magazine in a gun that fires at 500 rpm's and shooting ten badguys with your gun jumping around, your gun quits firing when there is no ammo left, reason number two, it takes an awful amount of space to right a fourth reason. case in point?) now lets see he just got done killing the badguys... so i guess there is nothing more to right about. oh he lived happily ever after if that matters anything.

so there is the story. just as promised lots of bad guys. so have a nice day and dont forget to brush your teeth, KAPWING!