The rants of the mad
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Oct. 13, 2009
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@ THE CAR WASH?!
EWAN MCGREGOR LIVES IN MY CRAWLSPACE!!
I THINK HE GOT IN WHEN I WAS REMODELING!!!
WHY ISN'T HE TEACHING ME THE JEDI WAYS?!
WHY IS HE FREE LOADING OFF ME, AND DISRUPTING THE DAILY SCHEDULE OF THE MICE THAT LIVE UP THERE?!?
WHY DIDN'T I RECEIVE A BIRTHDAY CARD FROM HIM WHEN I CLEARLY STATED IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY!?!
EW. THE EGG CAME FIRST. DUH.
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Oct. 13, 2009
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Tickled me German
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Oct. 7, 2009
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Hi.
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What's up in your world?
My world's gravitational field has flipped upside down, and the poles have been reversed.
MY world's easter island is actually inhabited by easter bunnies.
MY world has panda bear law inforcements.
So you see, my world is just that much better than reality.
Which is why I offer everyone to move to my world.
We have free parking. |
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