The life and times of the great j2o



Hello


. Ok everyone, i still check this occasionally....so don't delete it, I may actually be entering some stuff on here sometime, until then, have a good life!




Hello


. Hello anyone who's still reading this....idk I don't really go on this blog much anymore.....so lets see, since the last entry, I've gotten my license, finally got a car, which is now beginning to break down; I also have some elctrical problem wrong with my heart but I don't know what yet. Almost done with semester #2 of college, wish I were done for good. Yeah so idk.....other than that I have an ok life, at least I'm alive I guess.....have a good night all.




Happy New Year!!!!


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Hey everyone! Welcome to 2009!!!! Although no flying cars or personal robots are to be seen, it promises to be an interesting year.I am going back to school in January and am taking political science.....although I would much rather quit school altogether.This vacation has been fun and the next two weeks are a nice break from all the Christmas business. So that's about all that is new with me.....hope the future treats you well.....and have a good day!!!!!!!!!






A little Christmas Reality....all those 8 and under please ignore


. The Physics of Santa Claus

  1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
  2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
  3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, and assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of his sleigh, jump down the chimnye, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course we know to be false but for the purpose of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking aabout .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
  4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 punds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (refer to point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal load, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
  5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entereing the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per SECOND, EACH! In short, hey will burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create a deafening sonic boom in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousanths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal* forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead by now.
So yeah......but there is still hope!!!! I have come up with a plan to make a Santa Claus!!!! He will be elcted to life terms by the United Nations. His home base will be a closely guarded island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. He will not have a sleigh, but will use a modified version of a craft developed from technology left by the Roswell ailens. It will have a special targeting device currently in use on the B-2 Stealth Bomber to drop gifts down chimneys and/or vents. The packages will be wrapped in a special heat- protecting package which will slow them down from mach speeds to being slow enough to drop gently into a stocking. The special wrappers will then dissolve. The toys will be procured by way of an onboard computerized toy beamer, which will have images and statistics on every known toy in the world. Santa will voice select a toy, which will be cloned instantly by the onboard system and sent to the cargo bay of his craft, where it will be dropped. All of this will take place within a few thousandths of a second. As for eating the snacks, well....I guess Santa can't have any......why would you need any though when you get paid $225,000,000 a year? Although all of this could be a reality within ten years, the technology involved would be too much of a temptation for  foreign militaries to get a hold of.....and the U.N. is to incompetant to carry out the whole scheme!!!!!! So i guess Santa will have to be imaginary after all.........Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Yes hello I still post on here.....


. So how's it going with everyone? I have been ok....lots of schoolwork and reports and such....I didn't get a deer hunting. Yeah so I switched my degree to political science....if this sounds like mindless rambling...it is because my mind went to Hawaii for some time off....so i am using a computer for it instead....in other news....I am putting my Christmas lights up on Thanksgiving!!!!!!! I have quite a few....so that's about it....If anyone still stops by this blog, let me know.....have a great Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Yay It's October!!!!!!!!!


. Hey everyone.....well it's been a while....I've been very busy with school and have been writing too many papers.....all I do is school actually. Well it's October which is my favorite month.....and Halloween is only a few weeks away!!! And I'm going hunting again this year....yeah so that's mostly what's going on here.....everyone have a good week!!!!!!!!




Hello


. How's it going people? I've been really busy with college and that's about all I ever do lol.....uh....not really sure what else to post.....I've had to write a lot of papers so far.....and do lots of homework.....yeah and I went shooting last weekend......and that's it.....well have a good week people....hopefully something interesting happens this week......




September 11 2001


. It is now the seventh anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Since that time much progress has been made against the terrorists both in Afghanistan and Iraq. Do you want this to happen again??? If not, then vote for John McCain, who promises to finish the job and not back down. We owe it to all those who died in the attacks and in the war, that they will not have died in vain. Also, pray for our troops and the government commanding them, that wise decisions would be made. Also, for those who have lost family or friends in this war. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Hey!!!!!!!


. Hey everyone!!!!!!!!! It's been a while!!!!!!! Well, I started college two weeks ago....and my life has gone downhill from there!!!!! I hate college!!!!!!!!! Yeah so in happier news...we're going deer hunting in October!!!!!! So many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Yeah so I quit my job to go to school....other than sleep, eat, and go to ASU, I do nothing....and completely crash on the weekends!!!!!!!!!! Well, I'll talk to you all later folks!!!!!!!!!! Have a great week!!!!!!!!!




8/8/08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


. WOW!!!!! Ok, since today only happens once every hundred years, and therefore most of us will be dead the next time it happens, I have to announce that today is 8/8/08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really don't believe in luck....God controls all events for His reasons....he has blessed me with many things, especially this summer, one of which was a full scholarship for college!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I only have to pay for books!!!!!!!!!!! My job is going well. Our business is picking up so hopefully that means more hours soon. And I got paid today!!!!!!!!!! And I get the whole weekend off!!!!!!!!! So, here's something I want everyone who is reading this to do....drop a comment saying one thing God has blessed you with, and I'll post them all next time. Well, have a great weekend ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............Oh and by the way, I got off the island and had In N Out burger that night lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




What's up?


. Hello peoples, great and small, who still read this blog.....I am currently trapped on a desert island, coordinates unknown, somewhere in the Pacific....I have plenty of water but only a few palm trees and one coconut tree....my hair is almost shoulder length, but my palm leaf shorts and palm fiber shirt are holding up well....the island should be easy to spot....I have built 20ft tall sand sculptures of myself on all four sides......please come and rescue me....life is boring with nothing to do but swim and sleep.....please bring In N Out burger upon arrival....I will pay with the 2.2 million dollar treasure I dug up the other day......come fast.....




Tagged by MJL


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What is your name spelt back wards: dorraj

What did you eat last:Arby's!!!!!!!!!

What is your fave website: Craigslist lol

Do you know how to do the hula:not really

What is your fave color:blue

What are your initials: j2o

What is your favorite Scripture: John  3:16

What was the last movie you saw: The new Batman movie

Do you floss or brush your teeth first: Floss

Which shoe do you put on first:Right

Ketchup or Mustard: both

Who did you talk to last:my mom

Which is your fave season:winter becuase i live in az

What is the weather like outside:  hot

Soup or Salad: Salad

Chair or Booth: Booth

What is the color of your PJ's: Many different ones

What time is it right now: 9:19

What did you have for Breakfast: Burritos

Look left and what do you see: a window

How many windows are in your house:10

Do you wear Glasses or contacts: glasses

Flipflops or Gym shoes: skater shoes

Favorite place to go on Vacation: idk

If you could go anywhere where would it be: California

Do you like this tag: sure!

How old will you be in the next leap year:22






Hello out there.....


. Hey everyone how's it going? I haven't posted because there isn't much to post about.....I go to work and church and that's about it....I know how to use a forklift and run a cash register now. We open on Saturday, which means I have to work this Sunday :( We got a new used car.....we bought it from my friend, it was his old one. It's a 1999 Mercury Sable wagon. It's a nice car and only has like 42,000 miles on it. So yeah that's like it....hope everyone else is having a great summer.......I'll post if I find anything else to talk about.....




Hey everyone!!!!!!!!


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How's it going ya'll? I finally got 100 comments!!!!! lol Thanks to Mandie for #100!!!!!!!! Well, not much to tell since last time.....just been working and going to church and that's like the main two places I go.....Well have a great week everyone....hopefully I'll have something else to write about next time lol. L8er!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Latest update........


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Well, hey how's it going? I  haven't been doing much since my last post. I got a job at Harbor Freight Tools....so I work full time....yeah so all I do in the week is work and sleep basically.....and our dog died like a few weeks ago...poor dog...she was a kool dog....yeah and I really don't have much else to say so l8er people!!!!!!!!!!






Yay it's been a year.....


. Well, my blog has been up for a whole year......it's still going.......although I don't know if very many people read it.....but if you do read it, post a comment telling me how kool it is lol. I need at least a hundred!!!! If there's anything you want me to write about, comment me and tell me about it and I'll write a kool article. Well, I'm very definitely going to ASU and will major in construction management. I'm looking for a car and I'm in bad need of a job. So if you want to hire me to write your life story or you want your lawn mowed I need the work lol. We went to church today and the pastor preached about worship.....some churches tend to make worship more of a show or concert than a church service. We should try to stay away from worship methods that put most of the glory on the performers rather than God. So did ya'll learn anything good in church today? I'm glad I'm a christian because who knows what I'd be like if I wasn't. Today's comics in the paper were kind of lame.....they need to do like re-runs of Calvin and Hobbs.......that's weird though, re-runs of a comic strip lol. We did a kool youth activity Friday night where we cleaned up around the church and then played games. Well, I hope you all enjoyed this extremely rambling, multi-topic, extra long 1-year anniversary-of-my-blog-being around post lol. So have a great rest of your Sunday......don't forget to leave a comment......L8er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Lol this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!


. Carhenge in Alliance, Neb. // © Tom Bean/drr.netThis is called Carhenge. It was built in 1987 in a field along U.S. highway 385 near Alliance, Nebraska. if I had a junkyard I would so build one of these!!!!!!!!!!




YAY!!!!!! I Graduated!!!!!!!!!!


. Well, I'm finally done with school. Graduation went well and I got a bunch of gifts and had a great time at Laser Quest afterward. I'm going to ASU in the fall and will be going for a degree in construction management. So that's about it. Have a great day everyone!!!!!!!!!




I was tagged by Nathaniel


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1 ) What I was doing 10 years ago…

Playing basketball maybe?

 

2 ) What are five things on your to-do list for today?

  • Read the Bible
  • school
  • Eat
  • Work
  • crash and do nothing

3 ) Snacks I enjoy…

  • doritos
  • Mountain dew 
  • Starburst
  • Vitamin Water 
  • Reese's Fast Break

4 ) Five things I would do if I were a billionaire…

  • Move to New York City?
  • Tithe 
  • Move back to Arizona
  • Buy out Microsoft and make a better software program

5 ) Three Bad Habits…

  • Thinking too hard
  • Staying up late 
  • Drinking too much Mountain Dew 

6 ) 5 places I have lived…

  • AZ
  • AZ
  • AZ
  • AZ

7 ) 5 Jobs I have had

          Flyer hanger

           lawn mowing 

           making duct tape wallets 

            yarsales

          cleaning out repossessed houses 
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Hello I'm back.......


. Hey everyone how's it going? I'm back from my trip. We went to Washington D.C., New York City, and Philadelphia. I bought new shoes and some shirts and blew a bunch of money at the arcade at Hershey Park. We went up the Empire State Building and to the Capitol and all the monuments in D.C. We ate some really huge sandwiches at a New york deli. They were like 7 inches thick!!!!!!!! Yeah so it waz kool........yeah have a good day.......