If George Bush was an idiot. . . .

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be  able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said  this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If  George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of tax dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If  George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If  George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had announced during a speech that the United States was no longer a Christian nation, would you have kept quiet?

If George W. Bush had said during a speech that there were 57 states, would you have just called him stupid or would you have made excuses because he was tired and couldn't think?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown, The British Prime Minister, a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and  historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If  George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi  Arabia , would you  have approved?

If George W. Bush apologized to the Europeans and the rest of the world for the actions of the United States , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been on his first visit to France and been near enough to visit but declined to pay his respects at Normandy and/or the cemeteries where thousands of American soldiers are buried would you have approved?

If  George W. Bush had visited  Austria   and made  reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If  George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes,  would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been known to consort with people of questionable intentions towards our great nation, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" (Fifth of Four) in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel  to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread  panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the  Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans,  would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and  incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who reported directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If  George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush held a press conference and banned a network from attending would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had travelled to Denmark to try to bring the Olympics to the United States while decisions needed to be made about Afghanistan would you have accused him of ignoring our children who are dieing over there?

If George W. Bush had made the rounds appearing on every TV talk show that would invite him to show up, would you have said he was wasting time he could be using to advantage in the Oval Office?

Does Obama even know where the Oval Office is?

So, tell me again, what is it about the Big O that makes  him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this and more in just 8 months in office -- so you'll now have three years and less than one month to come up with an answer.