Joy Bird

Aug. 27, 2009 - Funny things I used to write when I was younger.

 The other day when Emily and I were moving our stuff to our new room,  (more about that later) and going through ancient boxes that hadn't been opened in years, we came across a very interesting little book full of Celestial Seasonings coloring pages.  On the front it said:

Short Stories 

(& poems)

OF

Fun & Adventure

To

Color & Read

by:

Emily, Daniel & Rachel

I had some recollection of this, so we opened it up and inside we found a hilarious story about a lion written by 8 year old me.  So here it is:

*Ahem*

Journal of a Sentimental Lion Abroad

August 10

As I, Leo, King of the Jungle, sit here drinking my Vanilla Red tea, I think that if only my lioness were here, I could share the beauty of the zebras drinking, the gazelles grazing, and the giraffes, who have extremely long necks.  If only my lioness were here.

Ho hum.

Dear Leona,

I cannot ezpress to you how satisfying it has been to have been able to get out of a den filled from front to back with cubs. It is very pleasant here. I have but one comlaint, that is, I need your company.

But of course, I am kept busy when on a safari. But still, safaris need to be shared. As I have said, it is very agreeable here. Your Vanilla Red tea adds so much to that agreeableness. I will be back on September 25 and I will be happy to see you.  Perhaps some time, when the cubs are grown, you can come with me on a trip such as this.

All My love,

King Leo

I am weary because of my exertions in  fast swimming. I fear I am not a good swimmer.

"But what is strength without a double share of wisdom." -John Milton

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Then there was the poem about the sock drawer monster, written at about the same time....but maybe I'll post that later. ;)

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Sep. 4, 2009 - Untitled Comment

I love that little story! You guys write such funny stories. I can't wait to hear the one about the sock drawer monster! :0)

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