We had this conversation over dinner a few nights ago and I am still giggling...

Me: (wincing in pain)

Preston (15): Mom, do you have gas?

Me: NO! Just a cramp.

Preston: Umm, Mom, an abdominal cramp is gas! (oh he thinks he is so funny)

Me: Sweetie, it is a uterine cramp.

Cade (7): Oh yeah, I get those all the time!