To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity  
 
 
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.  
See If They Slow Down.


2.   Page Yourself Over The Intercom.   Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3.   Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,   ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.   Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .  Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.


6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9.   Sing Along At The Opera.

10.   Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!'

That is funny!

goatgirl46 

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Posted by missladybug

that is funny! I couldn't do any of those things with a serious face =) how are you doing? ttyl!
katie-bug

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Posted by Farmgirls

That is funny! : )
I'm glad I could come yesterday :)

Did you get the e-mail saying that there is no llama meeting tonight?

~Susannah

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Posted by 1AspiringLilly

Hahaha! I've seen that before, but it's still really funny!

God Bless You!
Lilly

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Posted by ITemplates

haha very funny : P

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Posted by swordwieldingmaiden

I've read that before. WHAT A HOOT! I always laugh so hard whenever I read stuff like that!
Thanks for brightening my day!

God bless!
WarriorMaiden

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Posted by farmgirls

Hi,
this one is really funny:

"Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get." That sound like something I would do :D


~Anna

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Posted by farmgirls

This is pretty funny:D

My favorite was #6, that's something I would probably do :D

~Cassia

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Posted by farmgirls

Ha! Ha! I posted my comment then read everybody esle's, and I saw that I said the same thing as anna.
"skipping down the hall, that sounds like something I would do" :D I basicly said the same thing:D

~Cassia

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