Feb. 21, 2007 - Words women use

I found this online and thought it was hilarious.

Could come in handy Subject: WORDS WOMEN USE

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing.(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying UP yours.

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.