Hilltop Academy
Jun. 11, 2007
Ever Walked Around with a Delmonte Banana Tag Stuck on Your Face?

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Gosh dernnit!  I was just bragging to someone the other day that my elderly boxer Bridget had not rummaged through our trash in years, and then lo' and behold, I find this...

She was just wandering around the house with this banana sticker on her face.  Usually if she has done something bad, she acts guilty.  She will sort of cower, lay her ears flat, tuck what little tail she has and slink about.  But tell me, does this look like a guilty dog to you?!  Noooooo, and the reason why is that she has no idea that the sticker is on her chin!  So she's just sauntering around, acting all innocent, after obviously having devoured dirty bananas and who knows what else. (Now I will wholly admit that I tempted her beyond reason by throwing some trash, including half a banana, into a low, open oatmeal box sitting beside the trash can because the trash was too full, it was Sat. a.m., and I didn't feel like carrying it outside.)

This little episode made me wonder how often I walk around with a figurative banana sticker on my face.  I am all about keeping up appearances.  So when does the real garbage sort of seep up and out a little, huh?

I remember a time that Annaleigh was about three years old.  Her well-meaning Sunday school teacher came up to me after church and said this:  "Ummm, well.... I just thought you should know that Annaleigh gave a prayer request for you and Damon in class today, and well, ummm...she said that she wanted to pray for you because, well, ummm...you two got into a bad argument on the way to church this morning.  So, ummm, well...I just wanted you to know so you could ummm, well....talk to her about it, you know...well, ummm...since she seemed sort of upset about it you know."    Ummm, yeah....well, I know.  There's a banana sticker on my chin.

A more recent time I was busy with something downstairs, so I asked Annaleigh (that girl!!!....who does she think she is anyway?  The sin police?!) to go over Harrison's math sheet with him.  I finished up downstairs and came up to check their progress.  Harrison was near tears, and Annaleigh's face red with frustration.  "Harrison!" she was fussing, "You're not doing this right!  Can't you listen?!"  I try to gently tell her to use kindness and patience and she explodes with, "What's the big deal, Mom?  I'm just doing it like you do it!"  Now she totally should not have been so smart-alecky about it, but hey....I just realized there's another banana sticker on my face.

Eventually, after groveling on the hardwood floor with a camera in Bridget's stickered face, I removed the evidence.  And again, I'm reminded that just like I saw the sticker on my dog's chin, God sees the "stickers" on ours.  Good news.....He can remove them just as easily!  We just first have to recognize that we've been digging through the trash and realize that we need to clean up and stay out of there, or we'll look like this:

Pretty silly, huh?


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Jun. 12, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Debbles107


Very thought-provoking post. Especially a good reminder that little eyes are watching us. I sometimes find myself exploding in anger or frustration and then having to apologize to my kids for yelling. I've got a huge banana sticker on my chin or a large plank in my eye and sometimes don't even know it. Thanks for the post!


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Jun. 12, 2007 - Excellent post!

Posted by proverbsmomof3


I sure hope that He makes my 'banana stickers' more obvious to me than to others. I hate it when I see my bad self in my kids. Very embarrassing. Really enjoyed your insight. I'm going to be watching out a little more carefully for those 'stickers'.


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Jun. 12, 2007 - Hi

Posted by Lori


Thanks for returning the visit--and I'm delighted to read your post--I will probably never think of a banana sticker in quite the same way! (:

(:
Lori
ps May I add you as a friend?


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Jun. 12, 2007 - lol

Posted by Anonymous


Very funny, Kellie!! I laughed my head off when I saw the picture of Bridget... hilarious!!

The spiritual parallel as good as well... I had to work to think seriously, though - I was still laughing at the pictures of Bridget's mug!!


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Jun. 12, 2007 - lol

Posted by Anonymous


Very funny, Kellie!! I laughed my head off when I saw the picture of Bridget... hilarious!!

The spiritual parallel as good as well... I had to work to think seriously, though - I was still laughing at the pictures of Bridget's mug!!

Love, Susan


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Jun. 12, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous


sorry for the double-post ... I went backwards hoping it would just let me add my signature -- susan!


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Jun. 12, 2007 - I'd post more...

Posted by D


but I'm busy getting rid of my bananna stickers. I guess that's both the problem and the point. We will drive ourselves mad trying to remove our stickers by ourselves. Heck, as you discussed, we don't even know they are there. God help me...please!

Love you...great post!

Damon


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Aug. 2, 2007 - Oh My!

Posted by CrossView


Laughing while under conviction....
Awesome post!
Adorable picture!


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