Hilltop Academy
Dec. 24, 2007
All I Wanted to Do Was Wish You a Merry CHRISTmas.....

It is Christmas Eve, and I am going on a brief blogging hiatus, so I wanted to wish all of you a merry Christmas.  I wanted to do that by finding a nice nativity graphic, since that is the true meaning of Christmas and all.  I just wanted to send warm wishes and a gentle reminder that we are celebrating our Savior's birth.  That's all.

But no.....I had to get completely distracted by all of the utterly ridiculous graphics out there and get totally disgusted by how we just have too many choices in our society.  You would think one could do a google search for "nativity scene" and just find something simple like this....

You can.....after about 20 minutes of wading through silly, flashy, glittery nonsense.  My search turned up some very....ummm.....interesting...renditions of the nativity.  Do you want to see what I found?  I thought so....

Well, this one wasn't so bad....

....until I realized that it is a 6' inflatable version.  I'm actually kind of disappointed that Mr. Holiday doesn't have this.  But where is the Baby Jesus' face?

There were all kinds of cultural versions ranging from Caucasian to African American to Peruvian.  My favorite, however, was this...

Ahhh....the Erin Go Braugh version of Christ's birth.  Of course....why didn't I think of that?  I'm sure the Magi are bearing a pint of cider, a four-leaf clover and a steaming bowl of bangers and mash!

Then we have the island version...

...complete with coconut creche and figures with disturbing eyes.

Then every ranch needs one of these....

Yee-haw!

I'm not really sure of the ethnicity of this one.  It was just called "Nativity in a Canoe."  I'm serious....

Then there was the edible Nativity...

I just could not snack on the manger....could you?

If you're familiar with Oriental Trading Company at all, you'll know that there are some strange things in their catalogs.  I found the following nativity sets amongst their pages....

Snowmen and foam marshmallows.  Nice.  I was not prepared for this though from another on-line store.....

They actually called it a "Moosetivity."  Think you've seen it all, yet?  Nope. I have more.

For the artsy types there is a bottle cap nativity:

Or how about an inflatable nativity of another variety?

That one may give me nightmares.

I did finally find this almost normal one...

But I am very concerned/confused about the throbbing donkey ears and cow nose.  What is up with that?!  And then Mary and Joseph could not be older than 8, and they are bedecked with holly berries.  They didn't have holly berries in Bethlehem, did they?

Sigh.....well, it's still better than settling for this....

Good Night!.....could there be a graphic with more bling?  That could give someone a seizure!  Sorry about that.  I just had to show you what is out there on the net.  Scary.

While I couldn't find the perfect graphic to wish you a merry Christmas, I do want to say that I hope that each one of you has a wonderful celebration with your families.  I hope it is full of the peace of knowing Christ as your Savior and coming King.  I pray that you have the knowledge of His love and know that whether His image is sculpted out of bottle caps or in the likeness of a cowboy or is 4 feet high and inflated on someone's lawn, that you are important to Him....it is why He came!

Have a Blessed CHRISTmas!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by servingtheKingofkings


Yikes...I cannot believe my eyes :)! Our society seems to lack reverence for God more and more. Sigh.

Have a joy-filled CHRISTmas and a blessed New Year!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by CrossView


I love that there's an international flair to the sets! Reminds me of John 3:16! =D

Except for the snowman nativities, there a little weird. =/

Merry Christ.mas!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - I so agree...

Posted by proverbsmomof3


I know what you mean about too many choices on the web. Some are great, others make you take a second look, and still others just give you that warm, fuzzy 'huh?' feeling. I've seen that blow up nativity up close. Kinda scary thinking about what would happen if it popped.
Sending you warm wishes for a great holiday with your family.


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by teachingmisssmartypants


Merry Christmas to your family!!

That Moose nativity is unbelievable.


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by lahbluebonnet


Love this! The first one I have in e-mail stationary that I love. I like the holly berries one too. I have friends who have various nativity sets from around the world. I thought that was a bit odd at first, but almost 20 years later I think it's great! Someday I hope to have a full nativity set, but for now I have lots of small nativity sets. I've gotten excited about that since it is, as you say, the reason for the season. I will probably continue blogging...MIL wants info from us all the time! And she is still waiting for me to post pictures of our decorations. I guess tonight I'll finally take them. Merry Christmas!
Blessings,
Laurie


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by JenIG


Merry Christmas, my slightly psychotic friend. you are so funny to me. i hope your Christmas is lovely and your new year is full of blessings!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by timbuck2mom


When I was looking for a graphic I saw a few strange nativity's too but I stuck with the 3rd one on the page. I never knew there were so many kinds. Weird!

Merry Christmas to you and your family!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Sandpiper


It's amazing how mankind has taken a remarkable story and filled it with glitz, glamour, and cuteness. The real 'nativity' was probably nothing like any of us picture it!
Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by 4sweetums


WOW! I was just hopping over to thank you for telling me how to put my slideshow into my entries. THANK YOU!!!
Some of those are scary. I was just showing my dh the edible one and said "who would eat baby Jesus?" and made my 4 year old cry. oops...
Have a very Merry CHRISTmas.
4sweetums


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Dec. 24, 2007 - MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Posted by becominglikehim


Right after my husband and I were married (a couple of years) we vacationed in Mexico and I picked up a nativity scene there; complete with sombreros!!!! I love it!!
Thanks for the post!!!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by MitchTyRyanAndJames


Yikes! What an "interesting" variety you found...personally, we're speechless at the idea of an edible nativity scene (who's going to EAT baby Jesus???) and finding the marshmallow snowmen a little creepy. And bottlecaps? What?
Anyway, thanks for commenting on my guys' pictures...and Merry CHRISTmas to you, too!


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Lol

Posted by MOMflippedisWOW


Thanks for sharing some Christmas joy. I enjoyed all the nativity scenes. Have a wonderful and blessed Christmas!

Vicki


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Dec. 24, 2007 - Wow!

Posted by Anonymous


Leave it to you to find every imaginable nativity on the web. I think I found the "Moosetivity" and the bottle cap nativity the most entertaining and the most disturbing. The thing that got me about the bottle cap display is that it appears baby Jesus has been decapitated. Yikes!

Merry Christmas!!!
Amy


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Dec. 25, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Debbles107


I tried finding a good nativity graphic on Google a few days ago to include in my Christmas letter. I came across a few that you found and gave up after, oh, say, 5 pages or so. It's sad!

Have a Merry Christmas!


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Dec. 26, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous


So true if you use google. try yahoo search instead. nativity pictures. not all search engines are the same.


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Dec. 26, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Arby


I hope you have a very merry blingless Christmas and happy New Year sans throbbing nose and ears!


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Dec. 26, 2007 - Only one word....

Posted by Prodoceo


DISTURBING!

That moose one is just sick and wrong!! Too funny, thanks!


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Dec. 26, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by kaysmarmey


Amazing, that is like a nativity research project. I give you an A+. What wonky minds people have. I prefer the original concept myself.
Enjoy your hiatus, but don't stay away too long.
Melissa


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Dec. 26, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by jenn4him


I hope you enjoy your blog break. I am on one too, but couldn't keep it going for more than a few hours.
Jenn


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