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I am in so much trouble. Last month this opened up in our small town....
This is not your ordinary, everyday, run-of-the-mill Target. Oh no! This is a SUPER Target! It flies and wears a cape and has groceries and a Starbucks to boot. See...
That's Harrison in the cart and Annaleigh and Indiana Mimi down the aisle on the first day they were opened. It was a soft opening about 4 days before most of the public knew, but I have a friend who got a job there and told me. I kissed my friend. Let me tell you, I have been to this Target about 15 times since that opening. Since it's been open about a month now, that means I average roughly a trip every other day. Big D thinks I purposefully forget items from my weekly shopping trips so that I can run up there before dinner. Who told? The week I had the stomach virus the manager and two cashiers called to see if I was alright and where I had been. A Starbuck's barista sent flowers. Not really. Now, some of you, especially those who live in big cities, are probably wondering What is the big deal? It's just Target. Well, first you have to know that I have a flaming love affair with Target. And, secondly, you must know that our town basically looked like this just a couple of years ago...
Cows. Lots and lots of cows. When we moved here 6.5 years ago, there was a two month old Kroger, a McDonald's, a Sonic, a few budding neighborhoods and a video rental place with a tanning bed where the owner kept his cocker spaniel behind the counter. That's it. I spent a lot of time driving to the "big" city which was about 25 minutes north to go to the movies, Chuck E. Cheese, and Wal-mart. Over the last several years many, many more neighborhoods have sprung up, which has caused many, many more businesses to enter. We now have a Publix, several drug stores, a Home Depot, a Lowe's and several restaurants. And now we have Target. Super Target. I can now buy socks without leaving my town. Oh, and a Kohl's also opened a week later in that plaza. In the next few years, we're getting a bookstore, more retail, and a movie theater. And it's all just five minutes from my doorstep. My life will never be the same. (Thank you sooooo much for all your comments and well-wishes over this post. Your words are very precious to me. I will be posting soon to answer all of your questions and letting you in on more of the details sometime next week.) |
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