It has been said that it is impossible to reason with children since they do not possess the necessary logic.

I beg to differ....

Enter my five-year-old son, who is playing in the back yard. Upon realizing his bladder is in need of some relief, he does what any hot blooded male child would do and turns a corner of the yard into his personal bathroom.

Father, upon catching son in the act, admonishes human fountain that this is unacceptable behavior.

Chastised son replies with "but Dad, it's cleaner. This way I don't have to wash my hands!"

Now, how can you argue with THAT?

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