Kid Conversations
Conversation #1:
Mary: Mama! I can't wear these shoes!
Me: Why not?
Mary: I need yellow shoes to match my yellow dress and hairbob. These shoes are white!
(Now, if you know me at IRL, you know this is the kind of thing that I could care less about. She certainly did not get this from me, which is part of what made it so funny. )
Conversation #2:
(Mary has recently heard somewhere about itches and rashes. Only, she has the word "rash" wrong.
Mary: Mama! Mama! I.HAVE.ITCHES.
Me: Really? You have some itches??
Mary: Yes, Mama! And these itches are giving me RADISHES!
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