• Sep. 2, 2007
Ten steps on how to weigh yourself on a scale while losing post-partum weight...

There is something about losing those last few pounds after a baby. I seem to get a little obsessive!

I  guess it is worth a laugh! (and no, this is not my scale or weight, I just found a picture!)

Ten steps on how to weigh yourself on a scale while losing post-partum weight.

1.Gracefully and oh-so-carefully take her out of her cupboard. (if you treat her nicely, she might treat you nicely)

2. Dust her off with a soft feather duster.

3. Place her gently on the floor as if she were an article of glass.

4. Make sure your article of clothing  is no more than one ounce.

5. Place a toe on her to make sure she works.

6. After you realize she is working, make one step upon her while at the same time you place a hand on the wall for balance.

7. Place the second foot up and the second hand on the wall.

8 Quickly let one hand go of the wall and slowly-oh-so slowly pry the second hand off the wall.

9. If the scale registers more than desired, do steps 1-8 all over again two more times.

10. The least amount of weight that is registered out of these three times is the true weight.

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• Sep. 3, 2007
Indeed...

Posted by SuzyScribbles

Yes, you have the routine down exactly so. Did I teach you that?
Mom
p.s. Sometime you need to have Ryan come over and set up a Cbox on your page so we can write notes faster, without having to post comments.

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• Sep. 3, 2007
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Posted by MiryClay

Too funny! LOL. Thanks for the laugh!

Blessings,
Lori

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• Sep. 4, 2007
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Posted by Lyric

Hehe, that's funny! I'll have to remember it...

I second Mrs. M. You need Ryan to put together a Cbox for you!

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