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In God's Hand
Apr. 2, 2009 - Wal-Mart Funnies
* Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
* Walk up to an employee and tell them "Code 3 in Housewares" and see what they do.
* Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
* Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
* Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
* When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
* Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
* While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. (If your Wal*Mart don't got guns, go to the knives.)
* Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
* Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
* When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
* Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait awhile; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Some of these are pretty funny (I left out the couple of dumb ones) and I thouhgt I'd share these with y'all. Hope ya enjoy 'em! (I got them in an email two years ago. Yes, I do keep my emails, don't I? lol.)
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Thanks for a good laugh!
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