Facts from my Almanac:
August is National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Inventor Month, and National Water Quality Month.
It's also Home Business Month, Foot Health Month and American Artist Appreciation Month

(so, go out in this heat and play a round of golf while appreciating the design of the course.Then,
go home and invent a way to eat catfish without having to pick out those bones while you drink Quality water and prop your feet up.)

The first week in August is National Clown Month.

 It's always clown month at our house . I have a houseful of stand up comedians. A few sit-down ones too.!