We received a Christmas catalog in the mail.  It had umpteen gazillion types of items.  I flipped through it quickly, and saw an ad for some sort of girdle.  Well, the woman in the ad was wearing it, and it didn't look decent enough to let the boys start skimming through it without taking that page out first. 

By then, I was driving, and I told Daniel, who was begging to look through it, that he couldn't until I took a page out first.  I told him there was someone who wasn't all the way dressed.

"But pleeeease.  I won't look at that lady!"

Ethan to Daniel, "Oh, Daniel, don't worry about it.  It's probably just some lady wearing a zucchini!  Mommy'll let you look at it later." Bikini...zuchini...LOL!