OK, OK, so it's absolutely crazy . . .
that's what you get when I get paired up with a good friend, yet quite imaginitive boy named Ben in my Composition Class. He's fun, funny, and wacky all at the same time. Let's see what happens when we have an in class assignment to do together and our brains are forced to clash . . . lol
Rebellious Ancestors
Monkeys masquarading as hairy, smelly Santa Claus's escape from zoos across the states in a mass monkey exodus. Protesting against humans repeated inobserbance of the tradition of Santa Claus monkeys began to gather and riot in the streets Monday morning, insisting upon the authenticity of Santa Claus. Furthermore, the riot began to grow in intencity while the monkeys rioted for their rights, siding alongside the Evolutionists regarding the origins of man. In order to cease the primate's rebellion excess funds from the Presidential Campaign will be used to provide monkey-themed gifts for the disgruntled primates.
It's nuts, I know, and half way doesn't even make sence. Honest opinions won't be turned down! LOL. So basically, these monkeys riot because they want to receive gifts and be equal with humans. Ben: no more pairing up in class again! This is too buzurkie! =D
And no, I don't take sides with the monkeys or the Evolutionists. =)
Once again, please don't copy without permission! THANK YOU.
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