Why A Homeschooled Teenage Girl/Boy might be Abnormal . . .

-You eat breakfast around 9 AM

-You're first class is Devotions

-You're allowed to eat cheese sticks, popcorn, adn granola bars during class

-You go to school in your pjs

-Your stack of books to check out is taller than the librarian

-Your P.E. consists of chasing around toddlers, feeding animals, climbing trees, playing fetch with the dogs, dancing to music in your room, and chasing runaway horses

-Your school bus is a 9 passenger van

-You consider school work after lunch a cruel punishment

-Your father has told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."

-Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin

-You have to move dirty laundry off of your desk before you start school

-The word "homework" sounds like a foreign language

-A "snow day" means you shovel your driveway before you do schoolwork

-Health class consists of eating breakfast

-You have to decide what year to graduate

-The teacher can kiss the principle, and no one thinks it's unusual

-You go to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all of your chores

-You live 50 minutes from town but it only takes 30 seconds to get to it

-You talk on the phone, email your Grandma, IM your friends all while doing your Algebra

-You ask the teacher if you can skip class to go help your Dad unload hay bales, and she lets you

-You eat milk and cookies while reading in history class

-Your bicepts are simply too big for a kid your age

-You can come to school unkept: messy hair, bunny slippers, and cocoa puff breath

-Cats and dogs can join the classroom, where you study on your desk bed

-There is a piano in the classroom, and whenever you get tired of that Biology test, you go jam on it for a break

-You and your class mates are strangely talkative and giggly

-You can often be found singing out loud in class, or with your iPod in your ears

-You are one of the best people in the world!

 (taken from Christian Teens.net)