In no particular order:

1.  Mom, can you really poke your eye out?

2.  Can you make a phone call for me?  Someone called me and I cannot remember her name and I accidentally deleted the voice mail. Can you call her back?

3.  Are rocks bad for you, like poison or something?

4.  There is SOMETHING in the yard and I’m not April foolin’.  What IS that thing?

5.  Can we mix together chemicals?  You know.  Like a scientist.

6.  Hey go in the basement and look at the pump of the boiler and follow the valve stem where it nineties does it have a red valve?

7.  Is it okay if Vani plays with that stuff you use for cooking, uh, flour?

8.  Were we good this week?  I know because none of us got yelled at, right?

9.  If I spill egg on the floor its okay to vacuum it up, right Momma?

10.  Is it okay if I wear shorts today even though its snowing?