O Canada

we stand on guard for thee.

Stand on guard against what?  hmmm... well, intolerance i guess.  Intolerance of homosexuality, that is.  Or those prolife people.  They're so intolerant.  Or those people who don't think Al Qaeda operatives should be allowed to immigrate here.  They're so intolerant.

Or taxpayers who have to foot the bill for the one third of children whose mothers "choose" to abort.  They should quit their whining and be more tolerant.  Or the Christian groups who don't want to rent out their churches for gay marriage.  How intolerant.  Who cares what their Bible says?  The Human Rights Commission says it doesn't matter, and that's better than any of their fake religion. We made it up ourselves.  Or those dumb one income families.  Of course they should pay more taxes.  They're so selfish and intolerant to have one person stay home all the time.  We can't afford it - it's impossible.  So nobody should be allowed to.  Tax them to death!

Besides, slaves shouldn't have opinions.  And that's what Canada is.  A nation of slaves.

So, sure we'll go out and get free candy for the children, maybe.  But to celebrate Canada Day is to celebrate mediocrity, coercion, paternalistic apartheid of our native people, religious intolerance and persecution and the enslavement of the middle class and the virtuous.

Happy Canada Day!