So I'm looking for information on mutant acorns for Chickadee.  (Things just are really weird in the South.)  I was reading the little clips on google and found this here.

I was born to a family of mutant squirrels and raised in an Oak Tree on acorns and stale popcorn thrown to me by busy execs during their all too short lunch hours. No, wait... that was just a dream I had last night.

 Yes, I have a strange sense of humor.