Today's quote...

"Can I go outside to play?"

"Have you finished picking up the family room?"

"Can you help me?"

"No, because you should have been done several hours ago.  All you have to do is throw the toys in the boxes and you'll be done."

"Uhhhh..."

So he goes to pick up the toys.  One minute later I hear...

"Can you help me?"  to which I reply the same.  He replies, "But I'm tired."

"You weren't tired a minute ago when you wanted to go out to play."

"That's different, that's moving.  I'm not too tired for that."

He's going to be a politician despite my best efforts.