MckMama created a fun blog carnival that is also very therapeutic!  This is my first time participating, but be sure to visit her blog...and enjoy reading about what I and everyone else have NOT been doing this week!

So, these are some of the things I so did NOT do this week...

When Julia (7) painted Samuel's (2) fingernails a bright sparkly pink color while I WASN'T sleeping in an extra hour on Saturday, I most certainly did NOT tell him he had beautful nails.  I then most certainly did NOT leave the polish on for church today. 

When Sammy with his pretty pink nails asked tonight if he could have a "pretty dress" so he could dance with his sisters, I most certainly did NOT give him a pretty tiara to wear while he danced like a little sumo wrestler, er, ballet dancer.  He is ALL BOY!!

Becca Joy is now a full 4 months old and I certainly DON'T still have weight to lose. And because I have such good self-control, I DID NOT and WOULD NOT have had a root beer float 3 nights in a row after 10 pm.  That would just be ridiculous!!!

I'm a sweet momma and I certainly DID NOT kick my sweet Becca out of our room in the middle of the night this week so I could actually get some sleep.  She did not spend the rest of the night sleeping peacefully screaming on the family room couch.   She has NOT been the fussiest baby ever the last 3 nights because ALL of my kids have been champion sleepers and she is NOT trying to break the mold on me!!

...and here's one not from this week, but since this is the first week I've participated, I'll throw it in as a bonus...

We are very good hobby farmers, and as such, we would NEVER sell a fertilized, developed or partially developed chick thinking it was a fresh egg.  Thankfully, my friend that did NOT buy that egg from me, did NOT then put the dead chick in formaldehyde and send it with her son to show and tell.  Her son's teacher did NOT then say to him, "Wouldn't you rather just get your eggs at the store?!?!?!"