actually I am an only child so this is more like "what I have learned" but this is the original post I have read today...
My mother taught me:
1. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. ABOUT TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. AND MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. CONTORTIONISM .
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. ABOUT WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. ABOUT HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE .
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your foot, don't come running to me."
21. HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. ABOUT MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. and most importantly JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
** taken from email forward, original author unknown.
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