I walked into the bathroom the other day and found lots of wet stuffed animals and a wet rug.  There was also water all over the sink, so I assumed my 4 yo, N, spilled water.  I threw the stuffed animals in the tub and hung the rug over the side of the tub.  I never got around to asking him exactly what happened.  The next day, I walked into the bathroom, and was greeted by a stench.  Time to find out what really happened to those stuffed animals.  I assumed he dragged them in there with him, missed the toilet, and then left them. 

"N!!!"

"What mama?"

"Why were all the animals and the rug wet?"

"Because I put them in the toilet."

What?!?!  Are you insane??  "Are you telling me the truth?"

"Yup.  I am telling you the truth, mama."

I can't believe he did this!  I can't believe that I can't believe he did this.  Why didn't I think that he would do this?  Don't laugh.  He will think you think it's funny, and in reality you are one step from the looney bin.... 

Ah, that's my sweet little N for ya.  Things like this used to happen on a regular basis.  Thankfully, they have died down.