My hubby has a not-so-secret admirer.  This woman was D's soccer coach last year.  This year, my hubby saw her while he was signing D up for baseball.  She told him that she was going to be coaching a team and asked if he would be an assistant coach.  He said he might be a head coach, but if he wasn't, than he would assist her.  He really had no other choice since she was asking him at the same spot where he had to sign up.  I didn't want my son to be on her son's team because her son is... well.... hmm.... you know.... She is a single mom and I guess feels bad about it so the boy has no rules.  Anyway, my hubby got his own team and I was relieved.  BUT, there are managers meetings and games and she is always there.  It wasn't a big deal at first.  I didn't care that she wanted to have a practice game with my hubby's team.  I didn't care that she called telling my hubby that they were short some players and could he ask some of his team to come play for her.  I thought is was funny when she followed him to McDonalds after a game and sat with them.  I asked my hubby if she remembered that he was married.  He said he talks about me.  He wears a wedding ring.  Some women just don't care.  The other day the two teams played each other.  She was unclear about a rule, so my hubby went over to her dugout and was showing her the rule book.  And that is were she proceded to lean on his shoulder.  (Ever see While You Were Sleeping?)   She had her hand on his should, arm on his back and was leaning over the book.  I WAS THERE AT THE GAME!!  Still, it was funny to me.  I told my mom and my sis and I acted it out.  We had a good laugh.  Last night at the managers meeting, my hubby told me that she kept "bumping" him.  They were talking with one other guy, and you know the whole, "haha..." bump.... "haha".  Man this lady has some nerve.  This is getting a little crazy.  But today is the day she pushed me over the edge.  She called today asking if hubby and D could come to the game because they were short players.  When she found out they had practice, she said that they were probably going to be short players on Sat's game too.  My dad had also called in the same time period and got be really upset (he has a nack for that) so that was the straw that broke this camel's back.  Why is her team always short players?  Isn't that a little convinient?  Isn't there someone else to call?  Grrr....