N had a scab on his foot that got ripped off.  He came up to me and said in a paniced voice, "Mama!!!  It's leaking!!" 

I brought home an algae eater for the fish tank and D says, "Can I put the allergy eater in the tank?"

 At a party the other day all the boys were in the back eating.  One boy says, "I am the king of chips."  Another says, "I am the king of Doritos."  N says, "I am the King of the Jews!"