Here is a conversation me and my hubby had one night:

ME:  If we have a big baby with a giant head, let's name him Bruce.

Hubby:  Bruce?  Are you crazy?

Me:  Can't you picture a big baby named Bruce?

Hubby:  You're crazy.

Me:  How about Wayne?

Hubby:  Bruce?  Wayne? 

Me:  Well, I don't think we would want our baby named Dick!  Of course, Grayson would work, too.  Man, that movie is Riddled with names!

Hubby:  Stop Joking around.

Me:  [funny penguin laugh]