My husband, M, got his hair cut yesterday.  When he came home, N looked at him and said, "It looks like you got a short cut, dad."

Early one morning, I asked M to change B's diaper.  He did it, then gave him to me to nurse.  About an hour later, I was wondering why my arm was wet if M just changed him.  When I unbuttoned B, I found out that my husband had put C's size 3 diaper on B, instead of B's size 1.  I guess M was still half asleep when he changed B!!