Yesterday at the breakfast table, we were sharing our dreams from the night before.  My 7 year old, D, starts telling me that he dreamt he was at a mall, and there was a basketball place there.  Him and his friends were playing basketball and they were shooting up.  (he meant shooting the ball)  Well, at that we all started laughing and he was just like "what?"  But he continued on and said, "They were getting high." (he meant the balls) Oh, my.  We all just lost it after that.  Such innocence....  Ah, kids say the darndest things. 

Disclaimer: I am in no way am endorsing drugs.