Remember my 18 year old son? You know, the one living with friends?  And has no car? And has no driver's license? And no learners permit? And still needs to finish high school? And can't even brush his teeth without being told? And seeing a girl who is a witch? And bi-sexual? Yeah, that's the one. Well, he called me the other day and asked if he could come visit. Of course!! I love my son, no matter how stupid and irresponsible he is.

     So, he comes over... Oh, wait, I GO PICK HIM UP, because remember, HE HAS NO CAR!! Anyway, he comes over, and guess what!!! He's getting married in three weeks. "Are you kidding?" you might ask. Well, no, do I LOOK like I'm kidding!?!? And he says to me, " She took a pregnancy test two weeks ago, but it was negative." Okay. 

Ummm... I'm speachless, now. Oh wait, he also has until Friday to go see a doctor for a seizure problem he said he has when he went for a physical for a job, his first job, I might add. Or he loses his job. I don't think I mentioned that my son is a habitual liar. Guess he should think about how those lies may affect his future next time.

Ahh, someday well sit and laugh about all this won't we? HA HA HA HA HA