Jul. 2, 2008 - Some Funnies for Your Morning

   Come join me this morning for some funnies that I was reading from Parents magazine. My daughters and I love to grab this magazine and page to the back where the Baby Bloopers are located. I especially like these:

My 3 year old son, David, was looking at pictures of my baby shower and asked why he wasn't in the photos. I explained that he hadn't been born yet and was still living inside my belly. Looking skeptical, he thought for a moment and asked, "Were there any toys in there?"

Our 4 year old daughter, Julia, was hungry before dinner and asked to eat a few Peeps for a snack. My wife reminded her that the sweets aren't nutritious and would spoil appetite. Julia remarked, "But Mom, they have chicken in them."

I was standing in line with my three year old daughter, Kiera, when she began to sing. She started to get a little too loud, so I asked her to please sing  lower. She then crouched down to the floor and said, "But Mommy, I can't sing like this!"

My wife was driving with our two year old daughter, Ava, when traffic began to slow down. She saw a police car up ahead and mentioned that there must have been an accident. Ava strained to get a look and asked, "Did someone poop in the road?"

Last night my husband and I came home after an evening out. The babysitter had some funnies from our family that really made her laugh.

The babysitter read our five year old a story and then fell back on his bed with him. He said, "Do you want to live her forever with us?" She laughed and said, "yes". He said, "It's because of my pictures on my wall, isn't it? (referring to all his colorings he tore out of his coloring book and taped to his wall).  He then said, "Yep, I know that you love my pictures so much that you want to live here forever with us."  She laughed as she told us this.

**Here, is a another great funny from the daughter of Mom2my3's

Comments

Jul. 3, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by TwaddleMeNot

Great stories - I love what little ones say! Thanks for your comment on my blog this morning. Actually, we do live in a beautiful area, but we just live in a little house in town. It is our friends' lovely farm where many of those pictures were taken - they are just incredibly generous in opening their home! I've always loved horses, but since I've never had a ton of money to ride them, I tend to trade volunteer work (grooming, cleaning, etc) for some riding time, or save up "fun money" for some lessons. I don't take too many, but then with five little ones, I don't have too much time either! :-) Have a great summer!
Melissa

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Jul. 3, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by MotherJoy

Hey. I, too, am afraid that the docs will "accidentally" tie my tubes while I'm' the table. THere is a test you can have to find out if your tubes are still intact. They inject dye into them and look at it in an MRI (or something), If you have any doubts at all, I would get the test and then sue the pants off of the doctor if he did it.

Also, you should get a copy of your operating record. I believe this is seperate from what would be in your obgyn record at the office, but I could be wrong.

So sorry about your births. It stinks not being in control. Praying for you.

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Jul. 3, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by ArrowsInOurQuiver

Thanks for sharing the smiles!

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Jul. 4, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by crysnrod

LOL, they were cute!!
Happy 4th!!
Crystal

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Jul. 4, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by hugs4Him

Those are funny; thanks for sharing!

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