Sep. 14, 2008 - Have you Heard these Funnies?
Here are some funnies from our home and elsewhere.
Our third son is constantly saying things that are too funny. He doesn't know he is funny because he is so serious. Sometimes he gets upset when we laugh. Here are a few from our home as of recent.
Zach was in the bathtub taking a bath with his toys. His three year old sister handed him the toys he requested, one at a time. He laid back with his arms behind his head onto the back of the tub. He turned to dad and said, "Aaah, this is the life".
Abbi will come into my room if I don't get up when the sun is up. If I tell her to go back to bed, she has many times said, "But you the MOM". I think she would get up at the same time the rooster gets up, if we had one.
We were in the bathroom of a gas station when Zach broke into song singing, "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus". When his sister started laughing, he scolded her. The old ladies outside the bathroom were laughing.
We were in the bathroom of a restaurant. Three year old Abbi went into the first stall and came out with her panties around her knees and said, "This one is too cold". She went into the next stall, coming out with her panties down still and said, "This one smells bad". She went into the third stall and said, "This one is just right". I don't know who was laughing harder her sister or the older women using the restroom.
Here are some other ones that I found:
HONESTY
My son Zachary,4,came screaming out of the bathroom to tell
me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it
out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there
thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out
with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause
it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of
the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her
4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister,
Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added,
"Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
She's hitting the bottle."
ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to
elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on
my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age,
particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly
intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of
false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy,
you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You
know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't
read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated
as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something
fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at
it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in
between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in
the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's
underwear
Comments
Sep. 14, 2008 - haha ...
Posted by PinayMom
the toothbrush & the bathroom story with Abbi.. lol!
my 3 yo is so much fun these days too... i should start writing his funnies, this will so much fun to read back again when he is a grown man.
Sep. 25, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by fruitbuns
My three year old makes me laugh. She is always saying things like,"When I am a baby I will do that."
However the other day she said, as we were feeding the dog,"When I am a dog I will eat dog food!"
Also when Elijah was three, he was proudly telling his baby brother the parts of the body, he got all the way up to eyes and proudly exclaimed,"and here are the eye boils!"
We laughed so much for ages after!
