Turn Up The Volume...Then Rip The Knob Off!!! - NEW! Entry...wow
Turn Up The Volume...Then Rip The Knob Off!!!
Apr. 12, 2008
NEW! Entry...wow
     ya, well as u all should know i haven't posted an entry on here in a looooong time. that would be because nothing interesting has happened to me lately. so i'll just post about average boring stuff. feel free to let your eyes wander from this to be boring entry to my lovely interesting sidebar full of videos, music, games, and fun! but, if you're like me and like to read about people's boring lives, then read on my friend! read on!
     first of all, i'd like to tell u about a movie i watched last night. it's called Beowulf. It's rated pg-13 though many things in it lead me to believe it should have been rated R. it was kinda weird and it was all in computer graphics. when we first put it in i thought the people looked weird. then i was like, "hey mom! those are fake people! that's computer graphics!" she was like, "nah" then a few minutes later she was like, "those are fake people!" and i was like, "i TOLD you"  lol. but it was cool cuz everything looked 99% real! in like, 10 years we won't know the difference in computer graphics cuz it's getting so good now.
     ya u probably all think im crazy cuz i have 3 playlists on my sidebar. I CAN'T HELP IT IM A MUSICFREAK! lol
here's some jokes.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

haha lol
ttyl


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Apr. 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by noodles


lol. i'll forgive you for insulting blondes cause that is so funny


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Apr. 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by zacfan


hey i love your blog and i love music too want to be friends?


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Apr. 13, 2008 - Haw...haw...haw...

Posted by MisterCool


Haw. woa...sounds like you had an exiting day. ...I like the thing about the blondie. ...Though, you should have put the dying at the grocery store last...just to put in a little realisticnes into it. ...But on the other hand, now it's waay cooler 'cause she's a ZOMBIE! xD


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Apr. 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by learnmylingo


yeah. i love blonde jokes.
i so haven't ever heard that last one. lol


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Apr. 19, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by pinklizzy


THT IS JUST LIKE MY FRIENDS HAHAHAHAHA i always knew they were supposed to be blondes.


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Apr. 27, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous


haha


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Apr. 27, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by ca16


Hey!!
Lol, those blonde jokes were so funny. Here's another one for you: A blonde pulled out a box of Cheerios, took a Cheerio out, and said, "Look, baby donuts!". Haha, yours are better though. BTW, I really like the music you have on here! You should totally check out my blog, it's all about music.

~Candice~


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May. 6, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by PoeticMaiden


lol!!!! I have seen some funny blonde jokes, but those had me rolling on the floor!!!

Every time I come to your blog, I can't get over the header picture. That is so cool how the arranged the Guitars!

Wow, I really want to see Beowulf because of the computer animation and the story, but my dad watched it and said that it was probably to adult for me. (When he says that, he really means it.) So, I will take your word for it. *sigh*

Hope you have a nice day!

~Cherise, the Poetic Maiden


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