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Practical Jokes > How to Be Annoying * Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." * Drum on every available surface. * Sing the Batman theme constantly. * Staple papers in the middle of the page. * Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home. * Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. * Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. * Set alarms for random times. * Honk and wave to strangers. * Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. * Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. * Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. * Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. * ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. * Pay for your dinner with pennies. * Repeat everything someone says, as a question. * Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. * Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. * At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks. * As much as possible, skip rather than walk. * Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. * Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. * Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. * Name your dog "Dog." * Ask people what gender they are. * Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think." * Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. * Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot". * Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. * While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. * Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. * Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. * Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. * Mow your lawn with scissors. * At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!" * Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. * Never make eye contact. * Shout random numbers while someone is counting. * Make appointments for the 31st of November. * Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know. |
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Posted by Lauren