Once upon a time there was an awesome guitarist named Gary. Gary was amazing; he could play any song you can think of.
Well, like any awesome guitarist, Gary started a band called Gary’s Band. After a while they weren’t getting any gig and such until one day they got a phone call.
It was a friend of Matt Thiessen from Relient K who had heard them one time when Gary's band was playing at a youth function. They were blown away when he told them that he thought they were good enough to go on tour with the group.
With the guys in Gary's band ecstatic to be playing with such an awesome group as Relient K, they packed up and took off to California. While on the way to California it began to rain heavily.
Gary began to worry they wouldn't make it to California to play! So they just sat, somberly, looking out of the windows.
Then things started to get worse. First off, the rain wasn't rain at all; Gary saw when he looked harder.
It was hail. And as he looked, the hail began to grow larger.
Soon it was the size of ping-pong-balls! "We got to stop!" Matt Thiessen yelled back from the steering wheel.
So they kept going till they came to a small town called Happy Town. They went to a hotel but when they went in, there was nobody there, then all of a sudden the door closed behind them.
They tried to open the door, but it was LOCKED. So they decided they would just go to sleep.
So they found 3 rooms and went to sleep. When they were all awake, they decided to go find the kitchen.
When they found it, they opened all the doors. But all that was in there was tomatoes and pineapples.
So they ate them. All of a sudden the floor opened, and Matt Thiessen fall through before they could stop him.
Under the floor was a secret hideout for Thugs! The thugs were not there so they did not have to fight anyone.
Matt said, "How am I going to get out of here?" Then the thugs jumped out from behind a door.
One of the thugs grabbed Matt's arms while another grabbed his feet. They busily began tying ropes around them while a third thug supervised.
Matt suddenly had a brainstorm! Meaning that the hail from outside was now falling on his head.
While he was being tied up, he said that his only regret to life was that he had never met an Elvis impersonating Penguin. One of the thugs said, "I can do a great impersonation of Elvis!"
He pulled off the black mask that he was wearing and underneath was a pink penguin. "I just wanna be your teddy bear!" he sang!
Then, while all the other thugs were watching him dance, Gary and the others pulled Matt back up with a rope. They ran to the door so that the thugs wouldn’t get them, but the door was still locked!! The thugs were out and coming... so Gary got pinapples from the kitchen and squirted the juice into their eyes, but that only delayed them a short while. Then Matt tried to find a knife to pick the lock with, while Gary squirted juice in their eyes, but no such luck. So then they all tried to kick the door down, until the Thugs got the juice out of their eyes.

Then the thugs sprinted towards them, but they couldn't find them. Suddenly out of nowhere Gary jumped out and grabbed one of the thugs and knocked him out with a pan.

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